Santa's Permanent Naughty List
Hey Santa, I know you have an open mind, but these guys need to be on your permanent Naughty list. Not that they care, just don’t even give them coal, they will only use it for evil. Please find the official SocieTees Naughty list below
This guy is the worst, firstly John “Jigsaw” Kramer is a serial killer, which is immediate naughty list territory. Then he uses Billy the Puppet to communicate, putting a bunch of people in a sick game and watching them all suffer – I mean how many hooks does this guy need! Then he spawns a bunch of copycats, not cool! You’re on Santa’s naughty list now and forever.
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2. The Plastics from Mean Girls
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This nomination is almost universal, the Plastics clique from Mean Girls are every school, bullying and berating our sons and daughters, nieces and nephews. Being teens they don’t care about anyone’s feelings because well, they know everything! They are the meanest, fakest, passive-aggressive spoilt sh*tbags that America has created (who are just scared and insecure). BUT their presence on the Permanent Naughty List his merited for anyone that has ever been bullied at school or dealt with crying kids who have. So Santa, it would be “Fetch” of you to totally ignore them at Xmas and put them on your Naughty List!
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3. Edward Cullen
...and so the lion fell in love with the lamb 🤮
Edward is on the perma-naughty list firstly because he’s a vampire and vampires suck (literally and figuratively). But also he’s a manipulative SoB and ruin’s Bella’s life. Also, the character is just so cheesy, yes, I’m aware that I’m not the target age range. I’m not saying I watched Twilight (lol) and I’m not saying I’m #TeamJacob – just sayin that Ed needs to get his ass on that Naughty step asap.
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NYAHHH! Until we Meet Again!
Skeletor goes on this list for inspiring many a stoopid meme! The self-titled overlord of evil is, of course, the arch-nemesis of my all time favorite childhood hero – He-Man. And how could you be so evil to try to kill your own family? (google it). Santa definitely doesn’t like this skull-faced villain and nor do we – on Santa’s naughty list… until we meet again!
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5. Chucky
Hi, I'm Chucky, wanna play" ...I'm your friend till the end
This is a personal addition, I hated this movie as a kid. Of all the Horror villains, Chucky always creeped me out. It’s his miniscule child-like form that makes you double-take. His original human form is Charles Lee Ray in Child’s Play – he’s also a serial killer. The memories of a tiny, knife-wielding monstrocity still looms in my mind. Also, Chucky is always on Santa’s Naughty List—this t-shirt confirms it.
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Say Goodnight to the Bad Guy
A tricky one for me, as Scarface was a firm favorite when I was younger and Tony is the “hero”. BUT Tony Montana is very much a self-serving villain – even calls himself THE bad guy! So he’s a murdering, drug-dealing, money-laundering, fake-accenting, angry gangster – these are all permanent naughty list attributes. He even called Santa a chazzer – that’s a pig that don’t fly straight no more. Nuff Said
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“It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.”
Put “it rubs” in Google, you will get the above quote. The all-time creepiest villain of movie-land, Buffalo Bill still gives me nightmares. Who the F*** wants to wear women’s skin?! On a base level Silence of the Lambs is very messed up! Serial killers are perma-naughty list members, wearing other peoples’ skin, putting moths in mouths and generally just being a twisted freak sentences him to the naughty list for a very very long time. Santa wants to keep his skin, so he’s donezo!
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The Dirt: Confessions of the World's Most Notorious Rock Band.
Ahhhh… The Bad Boys of Hollywood are known for their sex, drugs, and rock ‘n’ roll in the 80s. However, as rock bands go, Motley Crue have had more than their fair share of real controversies. Let’s start with Vince Neil claiming to open the floodgates to Satanist rock bands after being forced to change the name of Shout at the Devil for being satanic. That same Vince Neil being imprisoned for manslaughter after a car accident killed Razzle. Then there is Tommy Lee who had a notorious sextape, has admitted who has admitted to worse things in their movie. Nikki Sixx was briefly dead from a heroin overdose. Some people think this is rockstar, Santa ain’t some people! Under advisement Motley Crue go on Santa’s permanent naughty list.
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If he dies, he dies...
Captain Ivan Vasilyevich Drago is the Russian champion from Rocky IV he is responsible for the death of Apollo Creed after brutally defeating him in their match – and Rocky Balboa‘s main opponent. I personally just don’t like Drago, Dolph Lundgren’s brutal portrayal probably affected my opinion on his role as He-Man in the Masters of the Universe movie. Either way, for cold-heartedly orphaning Adonis Creed, Drago must be on Santa’s naughty list.
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10. Lady Dimitrescu
Like I'd let you get away. You'll be sliced to ribbons before you ever see that child
Just look at that picture! I can’t get it out of my brain now! If you’re a gamer, then you know the Resident Evil series. And if you’re into zombie slaying you know Lady Alcina Dimitrescu is a scary ‘woman’! In the Resident Evil Village game, she’s a 9-foot tall woman with giant hand claws. I know some of y’all see her as attractive, but do not be weak for her. She – and her daughters – will kill you. For the above photo alone she should mos def stay on Santa’s naughty list and outta my line of site.
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"You pitiful fool! My life is not for any Earthling to give or take!"
It’s all in the name! Ming is Merciless, and that moustache/goatee/eyebrow combo DEFINITELY puts him on the naughty list – if not the old-school racist stereotype list! Who kills their own son and daughter and then blames it on the good guy?? He thinks we are all pathetic earthlings while he is Chillin like a Villain in Mongo
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12. Leatherface
A new meaning to the words Face Mask
A relative newcomer in the world of The Societees, Leatherface is the originator of gore-porn horror. If you’ve never seen The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, the original from 1974 shocked the world, and you need to see why. A little more literal than Buffalo Bill above, but Leatherface is 10x more brutal and ruthless, he doesn’t play with his food – this cannibal just eats, a lot. Perma-naughty list for him ASAP.
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I’m open to adding more to the naughty list – LMK