Spoiler: They Won’t Work
Sam’s TeeMail Tuesday Oct 22th 2024
Maybe this is too soon, but I was watching Youtube and I came across some weird hurricane stuff. Apparently, there were a lot of “ideas” on how to stop a hurricane.
Here are some of the dumbest I’ve heard:
1. Drop a bomb on it.
Yeah, because surviving a hurricane and radioactive fallout sounds like a great plan. A nuke isn’t going to stop it. Fun fact: a hurricane’s way more powerful than a nuke. Pass.
2. Cover the ocean with oil.
Sure, because wrecking seas with oil will prevent the water from evaporating into the hurricane, right? Nope, it won’t. Obviously, it’s a bad idea.
3. Drag an iceberg from the poles.
Seriously? How will we even bring an iceberg from the poles to the middle of the globe?
Hurricanes 🌀 are here to stay – can’t argue with Mother Nature. 🌳 bruh
How about we build better houses and keep calm. Also stop jacking up my home insurance, please!
What do you think?
Stay sharp,
Sam
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