Horror Movie Big & Tall Mystery Box

Description

HORROR MOVIE BIG & TALL MYSTERY TEE – Let Fear Pick Your Next Favourite Scary Tee

You choose your size.

I send you one random, guaranteed-authentic Big & Tall horror movie tee pulled from the depths of my terrifying merch vault

(aka: the garage that now looks like the basement from Evil Dead).

Perfect for:

• Horror freaks

• Slasher lovers

• Gore junkies

• Movie-night addicts

• People who LOVE surprises

• People who live dangerously (but in soft cotton)

What You’ll Get

• 1 Premium Horror Movie Big & Tall Tee – High-quality cotton tee featuring a random horror movie, villain, monster, or cult classic.
• Zero Control, Maximum Terror – No swaps, no previews, no hints. You get what you get and it might just be a new favorite.
• Guaranteed Value – Worth at least $45, usually more.
• Limited drop – only while stock lasts.
• Authentic Licensed Merch – No knockoffs. No bootlegs. Ever.
• Fast shipping from the USA – I will get it out to you quickly, I promise!

Why Horror Fans Love Mystery Tees

• Feels like opening a cursed VHS tape

• Perfect spooky-season gift (or year-round, honestly)

• Awesome for collectors

• Makes opening your mail feel like a horror jump scare

• Zero decision fatigue — I summon the tee for you

Mystery Box FAQ’s

Can I choose the band?

Nope! That’s the whole point of the mystery. Pure chaos.

Will I get good value?

Yes – always equal or higher value than you pay.

Are the shirts new?

100% brand new, never worn, never washed. These are production samples.

Are the tees official merch?

Absolutely. Only licensed bands.

Can I return it if I don’t like the band?

Mystery tees are final sale – but honestly, that’s half the fun.

Men’s Size Guide

Please use the size guide carefully to prevent returns. Brand sizes are designed to fit to the following body measurements.

Small –     Length = 28″ (71 cm) – Chest Width = 18″ (46 cm)
Medium – Length = 29″ (74 cm) – Chest Width = 20″ (51 cm)
Large –    Length = 30″ (76 cm) – Chest Width = 22″ (56 cm)
XL –         Length = 31″ (79 cm) – Chest Width = 24″ (61 cm)
2XL –       Length = 32″ (81 cm) – Chest Width = 26″ (66 cm)
3XL –       Length = 33″ (84 cm) – Chest Width = 28″ (71 cm)
4XL –       Length = 34″ (86 cm) – Chest Width = 30″ (76 cm)
5XL –       Length = 35″ (89 cm) – Chest Width = 32″ (81 cm)
6XL –       Length = 36″ (92 cm) – Chest Width = 34″ (86 cm)