Hail to the King Baby T-Shirts
Chainsaw charm with boomstick confidence. Pure cult royalty.
From cabin to castle, Ash ruled his domain with a… chainsaw. These tees capture his fearless attitude, sharp wit, and that crown-worthy swagger only the King of Cult Horror can pull off. Officially licensed Army of Darkness tees, printed in the USA, and available up to 6XL.
 
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	 Army of Darkness Hail to the King Baby Men’s T Shirt$34.99 – $41.99Price range: $34.99 through $41.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
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	 Army of Darkness Hail to The King Baby Men’s T Shirt$34.99 – $47.99Price range: $34.99 through $47.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
Army of Darkness T-Shirt FAQ
					 Are your Army of Darkness t-shirts officially licensed? 
							
			
			
		
						
				Absolutely they are Officially Licensed through Universal Pictures. Read More

What Official Army of Darkness T-Shirts Really Represent
Some movies were born for cult status, and Army of Darkness carved its into stone with a chainsaw. But just like the Deadites, bad merch keeps crawling back. For every legit Army of Darkness tee, there’s a knockoff waiting to trick fans. Want to know how to spot the real deal?
					 Do you carry Army of Darkness t-shirts in big and tall sizes?  
							
			
			
		
						
				Serving customers up to 6XL and big & tall sizes from LT up to 4XLT Read More

Not Every Hero Wears a Medium – Army of Darkness Tees for Real-Size Fans
Finding a horror tee that actually fits shouldn’t feel like battling the Deadites. If you’re a big or tall fan, you know the struggle of shirts that shrink or ride up. That’s where my officially licensed Army of Darkness tees come in. Made in sizes up to 6XL and 4XLT, they’re designed for comfort that doesn’t quit. These shirts are made for real fans—roomy where you want it, fitted where it counts, and always soft enough to live in. Grab the tee that fits and take your place in the army of darkness!
					 What makes a Army of Darkness t-shirt vintage-style?  
							
			
			
		
						
				A vintage-style Army of Darkness T-shirt feels like it time-traveled from 1992 — soft, faded cotton, cracked ink, and retro pulp artwork that looks straight off a VHS shelf.
Through the design process we use vintage-style techniques to distress the artwork to make it look like it was printed with plastisol in the 90’s while still being fresh and new. The coolest t-shirts always have a vintage-esque feel to them. Read More

Why Real Fans Choose Vintage-Style Army of Darkness Tees
Some shirts feel like they’ve lived a little, like they’ve seen midnight showings and heard too many chainsaw impressions. That’s the magic of a great Army of Darkness tee. Fresh out of the box, it feels like it has nostalgia from the VHS days. It’s all about the vibe: a mix of horror, humor, and old-school attitude that makes the shirt look like it survived the ’90s. Discover what makes these tees legendary and a must-have for every cult classic fan!
					 Are the prints durable? 
							
			
			
		
						
				Fade-resistant DTG inks on premium cotton — these tees age like classic vinyl. Trust me, they don’t fade and if it does I will replace it*
					 Where are your Army of Darkness t-shirts printed? 
							
			
			
		
						
				All Army of Darkness shirts from The Societees are freshly printed in the USA on demand. That means no old warehouse stock — every order is made just for you.
					 Do you offer returns if the T shirt doesn’t fit? 
							
			
			
		
						
				Yes.
I want you to LOVE the t-shirt when you pull it out of the bag. If your Army of Darkness shirt isn’t the right size, you can return or exchange it hassle-free. Full details are on my Sam’s guarantee page
What different Army of Darkness T-Shirts do you have?
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Ash at his cockiest, the punchy, over-the-top tees that scream confidence amid chaos.
Epic 90s pulp art at its finest. This iconic movie poster, now wearable history.
Skeleton soldiers and bad puns, the Deadite Army never dies, it just gets funnier.
Straight out of the pit and onto a tee. Monstrous, chaotic, and 100% cult-horror gold.
 
								 
								 
								 
								 
								 
								 
								 
								 
								 
								 
								