Dad Types #1 The Dadventurer

Highway to the Danger Zone! Does your Dad think he’s Maverick in Top Gun, does he put the pedal to the metal, does he live life on the edge – he will do anything for a dare! He still loves daring his frat bros and doesn’t quite see the danger (read stupidity) in some of the stunts he does. He joins the kids on the water park slides and competes a lil bit too hard in the family touch football game. Does your Dad think he can ride with the best of ’em? Does he pop an Ollie and boardslide like a pro? Has he built his own halfpipe and rails for grinding? If he is STILL the daredevil in the family and wants his kids to be braver than him, then this graphic t-shirt is for you. Especially appropriate if the “Dad Zone” at home is a man cave (garage or shed) that has action games and darts! If he thinks he’s the age-defying, All-action man – get him this tee for Dad’s Day!

Symptoms: 

1. 1. He loves to drive at least 10mph above the speed limit
   2. He has said the phrase “hold my beer and watch this!”
   3. Hangs out with his frat bros still and they all still have nicknames
   4. Loves the rollercoasters more than the kids do
   5. Encourages dangerous hobbies/pets/activities – “sure you can have a pet tarantula son”
   6. Loves watching jackass
   7. Does all his own stunts
   8. Has the scars to prove it
   9. Loves to build stuff the kids (he) can ride/jump/fly off
   10. Never dare him to do anything… he’ll do anything for a dare!

Words to live by:

“Fortune favors the bold!”

His hobbies include: 

1. 1. Skydiving
   2. Skateboarding or stunt biking
   3. Theme parks

His ideal gift would be: 

• F1 Experience, driving supercars around a race-track