Dad Types #16 Grill Master 2000

June 10, 2024
2:53 pm

Father’s Day T-Shirts for the Grill Master 2000 Dad

What to buy Dad for Father’s Day? He already has everything he wants right, so it’s the thought that really counts for Father’s Day! Look, if you get it right with an awesome T-Shirt, that gets his sense of humor, his interests AND that he would wear in front of his friends – then you can be proud! What would he actually wear in public? What about Grill Master Dad, he mostly wears aprons.

Could you or your father be a Grill Master Dad?

Does your Dad think he is a grill expert? He prides himself on getting a “good fire” going, it brings out his caveman side. He insists his steak be so rare you can “still hear it mooing”. Does your dad have an apron with his name on it… and gloves… and a grill utensil set. Your dad INSISTS on a perfect temperature for meat. Also your dad, promptly burns everything because he was busy talking about his new smart grill thermometer. He may be meaty enough for THIS MTV Tee

Symptoms:

It’s his grill and his tools and his rules
Grills bring out his primal, caveman side – “man make fire, cook animal”
Summer is for grilling, and spring and fall too. Has been known to grill around the holidays too!
Has a collection books with grilling recipes, they are all covered in sauce
Has several aprons with inappropriate slogans on, like “Wanna pull my pork” or “Licensed to grill”
Talks about beef marbling more than is necessary
Has a personalized set of grilling utensils
His new smart grilling thermometer has a digital app that is linked to his phone to constantly update him
Wants to eat everything as rare as possible…
Waits for people to eat his burgers to see how they like it… like a chef

Words to live by:

“A balanced diet is a burger in each hand.”

His hobbies include:

Grillin’
Smokin’
Eatin’

His ideal gift would be:

Massive built in grill with big green egg, hibachi plate, flat top grill, charcoal and propane and a wet bar

The ideal T-shirt gifts for him:

MTV Hamburger Logo Men’s T Shirt
$34.99 – $41.99
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Beavis and Butthead Burger World Men’s T Shirt
$34.99 – $36.99
Is this the Greatest Beav
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Wimpy’s All American Burgers Men’s T Shirt
$34.99 – $42.99
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And for Xmas?

He insists on grilling Christmas Day lunch, even though it’s 47 outdoors! And then gets distracted by the basketball and promptly burns it to a crisp!