Dad Types #20 Hipster Dad (they’re everywhere)

I feel compelled to write this one as they are appearing everywhere – also accompanied with Hipster Mom and usually by “well-dressed”, confused-looking kids! You have definitely seen them in an urban area near you. Hipster Dad is identifiable by his overly-groomed extra long beard and a well-planned “sleeve” of colorful tats not to mention his oversized t-shirt but undersized jeans (go figure). If you need to get Hipster dad one of these tees for father’s day, best to tell him they are farm-to-table and he will take 3 of them! 

Symptoms: 

1. Spends more time grooming his beard than hair
2. Skinny jeans are “comfy”
3. Rides his fixie bike into town
4. LOVES ironic t-shirts (ironically)
5. Eats an organic, gluten-free, lactose-free, farm-to-table, keto-based diet
6. He’s a graphic designer I think
7. Only works remotely
8. The tighter the jeans the more manly you are!

Words to live by:

“The world may be broken, but hope is not crazy.”

His hobbies include: 

1. Cycling in denim
2. Designing his next tattoo
3. Being Ironic

His ideal gift would be: 

• His own bicycle shop