Russian Clowns

Sam’s TeeMail, August 11th 2023

 

These moving company Russian Clowns destroyed, damaged or lost a bunch of stuff. I know they will try to blame me but what can i do?

My mattress is stained black (yes it was covered), I’m missing shoes, my Target storage unit is cracked and paint scratched. At one point Eugene literally snapped something in half to fit it in a box! Is this shit normal?

The wife is naturally angry calling them vandals and criminals. I just think they are merely Clowns. All I can do is leave 1 star on Yelp and hope I never see them again

Now I’m asking seriously, is what they did legal?

We made it… Just

Sam

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