Dad Types #14 Bushman Dad

Did your Dad have a beard? As a kid I thought all dad’s had beards. Now I think some of them just gave up on personal grooming! Since he became a father, my brother has grown a beard! What’s with that? If you want him to highlight the stray beard hair’s, then this Dr Light tee from Mega Man should work, unless of course his beard is also white! 

Symptoms: 

1. 1. Primitive behavior, answers questions with grunts and snorts
   2. Gave up on personal grooming, awhile ago
   3. Cuts his own hair – when it’s outta control (his words)
   4. Often gets food caught in his beard (especially soup) – always says he’s “saving it for later”
   5. Will wear clothes with stains or holes… until someone else throws them out
   6. Doesn’t see clothing as a function, he will go from church to gardening in the same outfit!
   7. He hates chemicals and so shuns traditional shampoo and deodorant for a bar of soap
   8. Everyone thinks he looks like a young Santa

Words to live by:

“My beard is to me what a Mane is to a lion.”

His hobbies include: 

1. 1. Chillin
   2. Relaxin
   3. Scratching beard

His ideal gift would be: 

• A monthly paycheck for doing absolutely nothing