Dad Types #14 Bushman Dad

Father’s Day T-Shirts for the Bushman Dad

Sam S – June 9 2024

What to buy Dad for Father’s Day? He already has everything he wants right, so it’s the thought that really counts for Father’s Day! Look, if you get it right with an awesome T-Shirt, that gets his sense of humor, his interests AND that he would wear in front of his friends – then you can be proud!  What would he actually wear in public?

Could you or your father be a Bushman Dad?

Did your Dad have a beard? As a kid I thought all dad’s had beards. Now I think some of them just gave up on personal grooming! Since he became a father, my brother has grown a beard! What’s with that? If you want him to highlight the stray beard hair’s, then this Dr Light tee from Mega Man should work, unless of course his beard is also white! 

Symptoms: 

1. 1. Primitive behavior, answers questions with grunts and snorts
   2. Gave up on personal grooming, awhile ago
   3. Cuts his own hair – when it’s outta control (his words)
   4. Often gets food caught in his beard (especially soup) – always says he’s “saving it for later”
   5. Will wear clothes with stains or holes… until someone else throws them out
   6. Doesn’t see clothing as a function, he will go from church to gardening in the same outfit!
   7. He hates chemicals and so shuns traditional shampoo and deodorant for a bar of soap
   8. Everyone thinks he looks like a young Santa

Words to live by:

“My beard is to me what a Mane is to a lion.”

His hobbies include: 

1. 1. Chillin
   2. Relaxin
   3. Scratching beard

His ideal gift would be: 

• A monthly paycheck for doing absolutely nothing