Dad Types #4 Papa Bear

Does your dad fiercely protect his family and everything in his domain like an angry territorial bear? Can you count on him to have your back… even if you are completely wrong? Was he banned from watching you at sports, because he yelled too much? Does he dominate the household… especially Power over the TV Remote? Then this shirt is for this Master!

Symptoms: 

1. Protects his family, no matter what, even if they are in the wrong – like He-Man!
2. Also very possessive of his house, yard, driveway, pets, car, etc
3. In fact, if it’s in his domain, he is protective over it
4. Super proud of his kids and vocally shows it – yelling at anything from a sports event to a graduation
5. A Simple man, get’s grumpy when hungry, tired, cold, bored or hungry
6. The TV remote is HIS not ours
7. Has the best relationship with the dog, even though he never wanted it in the first place
8. Gentle giant, until he’s not – then back off immediately
9. His mancave contains a sofa and a fridge and a TV – what more is needed?
10. His family is his universe and he is the master of it!

Words to live by: “Home is where the heart is.”

His hobbies include: 

1. Watching HIS TV
2. Hiding in HIS mancave
3. Sitting in HIS Yard

His ideal gift would be: 

• Brand new arcade machine and working bar in his mancave