Description
GAMER MYSTERY TEE – Let RNGesus Pick Your Next Favorite Franchise
You choose your size.
I send you one random, guaranteed-authentic gaming tee straight from my stash of loot (aka: the overflowing boxes in my garage that look like a side quest reward room).
Perfect for:
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Gamers
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Collectors
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Loot box addicts
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Gift buyers
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Anyone who loves surprises
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People who live dangerously (but in soft cotton)
What You’ll Get
- 1 Premium Gamer Tee – Printed on high-quality cotton and chosen completely at random.
- Zero Control, Maximum Fun – No swaps, no previews, no hints. You get what you get and it might just be a new favorite.
- Guaranteed Value – Worth at least $35, usually more.
- Limited drop – only while stock lasts.
- Authentic Licensed Merch – No knockoffs. No bootlegs. Ever.
- Fast shipping from the USA – I will get it out to you quickly, I promise!
Why Gamers Love Mystery Tees
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Feels like opening a loot box IRL
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Perfect collectible
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Great for streamers
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A fun surprise upgrade to your wardrobe
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Zero decision fatigue — I press “randomize,” you get the drop
Mystery Box FAQ’s
Can I choose the band?
Nope! That’s the whole point of the mystery. Pure chaos.
Will I get good value?
Yes – always equal or higher value than you pay.
Are the shirts new?
100% brand new, never worn, never washed. These are production samples.
Are the tees official merch?
Absolutely. Only licensed bands.
Can I return it if I don’t like the band?
Mystery tees are final sale – but honestly, that’s half the fun.
Men’s Size Guide
Please use the size guide carefully to prevent returns. Brand sizes are designed to fit to the following body measurements.
Small – Length = 28″ (71 cm) – Chest Width = 18″ (46 cm)
Medium – Length = 29″ (74 cm) – Chest Width = 20″ (51 cm)
Large – Length = 30″ (76 cm) – Chest Width = 22″ (56 cm)
XL – Length = 31″ (79 cm) – Chest Width = 24″ (61 cm)
2XL – Length = 32″ (81 cm) – Chest Width = 26″ (66 cm)
3XL – Length = 33″ (84 cm) – Chest Width = 28″ (71 cm)
4XL – Length = 34″ (86 cm) – Chest Width = 30″ (76 cm)
5XL – Length = 35″ (89 cm) – Chest Width = 32″ (81 cm)
6XL – Length = 36″ (92 cm) – Chest Width = 34″ (86 cm)









