Let’s keep Florida wild, not weird golf and pickleball courts.

 
Sam’s TeeMail Wednesday  August 28th 2024

So, here’s the latest from Florida, land of Floridaman! They (politicians) wanna to f**k up our state parks with MORE hotels, golf courses, and pickleball courts. Yes… lemme repeat, Pickleball.

Now, don’t get me wrong, I’m all for business, but messing with our parks ain’t necessary! Why ruin a good park with a pickleball??

Look, it’s Florida, we’ve already got more golf courses than we know what to do with, and don’t even get me started on this pickleball craze. What’s the obsession with this new fad?

They claim it’s about “public access” or whatever. But here’s a thought—how about folks just…go outside and take a walk like normal human beings?

Also, am I missing something here… if they’re so desperate for pickleball why can’t they just play it on a tennis court, it looks the same to me!

Stay sharp,

Sam

 

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