So you went to a show last year. Paid $300 for a seat so far back you needed binoculars. Watched the whole thing through somebody’s iPhone screen. The sound was compressed, the crowd was sedated, and you were home by 10:30 because, hey, there’s work tomorrow.
Congratulations. You attended a corporate event with guitars.
Now let me tell you about what a real rock show looked like. Back when concerts weren’t curated experiences designed for Instagram. Back when they were loud, dangerous, smoky, sweaty, and absolutely, beautifully unhinged.
Here’s something the kids will never understand: real volume.
Not “loud” the way your Bluetooth speaker gets loud. I’m talking about sound so thick you could chew it. The kind of bass that made your chest cavity vibrate like a tuning fork. The kind of treble that left you with tinnitus for three days and a ringing in your ears that became a permanent roommate.
There were no decibel limits. No “hearing protection recommended” signs. Just a wall of Marshall stacks taller than your first apartment and a sound engineer who understood one setting: more.
You didn’t just hear the music. You absorbed it. It rattled your skeleton. It liquefied your thoughts. And when that first chord hit, whether it was Angus Young ripping into “Back in Black” or Eddie Van Halen doing whatever unholy thing he did, you felt it in your teeth.
Let’s talk about the air quality at an ’80s rock show. Or rather, the complete lack of it.
Within ten minutes of doors opening, the venue was a fog bank. Cigarettes. Cheap cigars. Other things your mother pretended not to know about. The stage lights cut through it like headlights in a blizzard, creating this hazy, dreamlike glow that made everything feel slightly unreal.
You couldn’t see the guy three rows ahead of you clearly. And that was fine. Because you weren’t there to people-watch. You were there to disappear into the noise and the chaos and the collective madness of ten thousand people who didn’t give a damn about tomorrow.
Now? Now concerts smell like hand sanitizer and anxiety. Progress, I guess.
Speaking of disappearing, let’s talk about general admission.
There were no assigned seats in the pit. There was no pit, actually. Just a sea of bodies pressed together so tight you couldn’t fall down if you tried. Your feet stuck to the floor, a lovely cocktail of spilled beer, melted ice, and substances best left unidentified.
You showed up four hours early. You stood in line with strangers who became temporary best friends. You rushed the doors when they opened like your life depended on it, because your spot depended on it. And once you claimed your territory six feet from the stage, you defended it like a feral animal.
Bathroom break? Forget it. You’d never get back. So you held it. For four hours. While getting elbowed in the ribs by a guy in a denim vest who’d had nine beers and no regrets.
Here’s something that breaks my cold, cynical heart every time I think about it.
During the ballads, and every ’80s rock band had at least one power ballad, don’t even pretend otherwise, the crowd would hold up lighters. Thousands of tiny flames flickering in the darkness. A sea of fire, swaying in unison, while some guy with a perm wailed about love or loss or whatever.
It was beautiful. It was slightly dangerous (now i think about it). It was real.
Now you get a sea of phone screens. Flashlight apps. Cold, clinical, white light from devices that cost more than your first car. And everyone’s too busy recording the moment to actually live in it.
You want to know the difference between then and now? Back then, the memory lived in your head. In your bones. In the ringing ears and the sore throat and the bruises you couldn’t explain. Now? The memory lives in your cloud storage, unwatched, gathering digital dust.
Alright, I’ll give modern concerts this one: the beer situation hasn’t improved. It was garbage then, it’s garbage now.
But at least in the ’80s, you expected it. You didn’t pay $18 for a “craft IPA” in a commemorative cup. You paid $4 for a watery domestic in a flimsy plastic vessel that you’d crush against your forehead by the third encore.
And nobody carded you properly. If you looked vaguely like you might have possibly once seen a razor, you were getting served. That’s just how it worked. The drinking age was more of a suggestion than a rule, and the vendors had seen too much to care about checking IDs.
Here’s something else the youth need to understand: bands played long.
Not these tight 90-minute sets with carefully timed costume changes and pyrotechnic cues. I’m talking three-hour marathons. Encores that went on so long you forgot they were encores. Drum solos that lasted twenty minutes: and somehow, impossibly, you didn’t hate them.
Bruce Springsteen would play until the fire marshal showed up. Fleetwood Mac toured for nearly a year straight, doing 112 shows that left them physically and emotionally destroyed. Pink Floyd built an actual wall on stage during their show: a literal wall: and then knocked it down. Because why not? It was the ’80s. Excess wasn’t a flaw. It was the whole point.
These weren’t performances. They were endurance tests. For the band. For the crew. For your bladder and your eardrums and your will to remain standing.
Let’s not forget the merch table. A folding table near the exit, manned by some guy who looked like he’d been on the road since 1974, selling tour shirts that would become sacred artifacts.
No pre-orders. No online exclusives. No $75 hoodies designed by some fashion consultant. Just cotton tees with the tour dates on the back and a graphic on the front that your mother would hate.
You bought one. You wore it until it fell apart. And then you wore it some more, because that shirt wasn’t just fabric: it was proof. Proof you were there. Proof you survived.
You stumbled out of that arena at midnight, ears ringing, voice gone, shirt soaked through with sweat: most of it not even yours. You couldn’t hear your friend talking three feet away. You couldn’t feel your feet. You smelled like an ashtray that had been marinated in cheap beer.
And you felt incredible.
Because you’d just witnessed something. Not a show. Not a concert. An event. A ritual. A communal act of volume worship that left you fundamentally altered.
That’s what a real ’80s rock show was. Not a transaction. Not content for your feed. Just noise and chaos and humanity packed into a concrete box, screaming together into the void.
You call what they do now a concert?
Please.
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