Cocaine Shark is my Spirit Animal 🦈

 
Sam’s TeeMail Friday August 9th 2024

So, Hurricane Debby Downer blew through and left chaos in Florida, but get this — the funniest headline of the week?

A cool $1 million in cocaine just washed up at a beach in the Florida Keys after the storm. Finders keepers, right? Just kidding, stay clean, gents.

Now here’s the kicker – drug trafficking has got the sharks wired now.

So first, we’ve had cocaine bears, and now we’ve got cocaine sharks? That’s f***ing wild. Could they be like Jaws?

No one knows what happens when they’re high, but I’m steering clear of the water for now, just in case. 🦈

Stay safe out there,

Sam

 

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