Macho Xmas

T-Shirts He Would Be Proud to Wear after Christmas

What to buy Dad for Christmas? He already has everything he wants right, so it’s the thought that really counts for Christmas! It’s Xmas, should I really gift t-shirts? Look, if you get it right with an awesome Tee, that gets his sense of humor, his interests AND that he would wear in front of his friends – then why not? If he wears tees everyday then that’s something worth buying. What would he actually wear in public? Almost all these tees are available in Big & Tall sizes, you know, just in case.

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Does your Dad think he can ride with the best of ’em? Does he Ollie and boardslide like a pro? Has he built his own halfpipe and rails for grinding? If he is STILL the daredevil in the family and wants his kids to be braver than him, then this graphic t-shirt is for you. Especially appropriate if the “Dad Zone” at home is a man cave (garage or shed) that has action games and darts! If he thinks he’s the age-defying, All-action man – get him this t-shirt for Xmas! Look, if all year is super macho, then XXXmas has to be the most macho of them all!

Read On: Dad Types #1 The Dadventurer

2. Father Christmas

MTV Xmas hat tee

Is your Dad Santa every year?

Does he get a lil too excited for the festive season, more than his kids? Do the Christmas decorations go up wayyyy too early, like just after Halloween? Do you spend hours searching the neighborhood together looking for the ‘perfect’ Christmas tree? Does your house have more xmas decorations than the rest of your street collectively. Does he have a Xmas playlist that goes on daily? Does the entirety of December feel like you are living in the North Pole. Do you go carolling? If he has more than 2 Christmas-themed t-shirts – then he may be a Father Christmas 

Read More: Dad Types #17 Father Christmas

Cocaine Bear xmas

He's just a big Teddy bear at heart

Is he a big bear? Does your dad fiercely protect his family and everything in his domain (like a big bear)? Can you count on him to have your back… even if you are completely wrong? Was he banned from watching you at sports, because he yelled too much? Does he dominate the household… especially Power over the TV Remote? Then this shirt is for this Master! At Christmas, he is the boss… This bear is his Spirit Animal

Read More: Dad Types #4 Papa Bear

Father Christmas

Is he a BIG GUY? Maybe he is a BFG – Big Friendly Giant – he looks big and mean and intimidating BUT in reality is he totally harmless! Is he so big that people wonder if he was a wrestler or a whale? But are his hugs the best! He probably should try to lose some weight, but he loves his food. Really loves his food and proud of his figure. Then he should try to squeeze into these Tees – also available in Big & Tall sizing, obviously. 

Read More: Dad Types #11 Big Daddy

Merry Kissmas one and all! 🎄

I heard he was cool, back in the day!

Maybe your Dad was actually cool back in the day! Is dad a bit hard-of-hearing? It could be the loud rock concerts he attended every weekend. Do you remember dad having long, unstyled hair when you were younger and dropping you to school on the back of his motorcycle? Does he LOVE his rock music obsessively and talk about the “good ol days” when music was better? Doesn’t love Christmas music, but does like rock covers of xmas songs. Then he was Born to Rock these T-shirts for Christmas. And no-one rocks it better than the classics – Kiss ALWAYS goes big for Kissmas!

Read More: Dad Types #8 Old School Rocker Dad

Mr T Xmas

Your Dad's funny

Even the name works on many levels, the Dad Joker is master of Dad Jokes, bad puns and slapstick humor. So, is your Dad Funnier than Will Ferrell or does he just think he’s the funniest guy alive? Is he ‘Ace’ at ‘Ventura-ing’ to make really bad puns? Does he laugh at immature words or farts (mature or immature). Then this shirt will fit Mr to a Tee! (Gettit!). In all ‘seriousness’ this dad would really appreciate funny t-shirts for Father’s Day. Has dad ever showed you his Mr T as Santa impression? I’m not gonna lie, it’s kinda funny! I pity the fool, I pity the fool who’s been naughty!

Read More: Dad Types #6 Dad Joker

Egon from Ghostbusters

Does your dad NEED a beer when he gets home from work? Is there always alcohol at home, somewhere, and not just the fridge in the kitchen? Is your Dad weirdly proud of his Dad-Bod? Does he have a “local” watering hole? Finally, did he want to be the one to give you your first taste of beer? Look, gatherings and occasions are always an excuse to bring out the “top-shelf” bottles – that’s what he means when he is looking for his Christmas Spirit! Then he should try to squeeze into this tee (available in bigger sizes just in case). 

Read More: Dad Types #7 Hold-my-Beer Dad

Voltron xmas

My Dad is a huge science nerd so this one is personal! Everyone knows this dad, he was the one that took wayyyyy too much interest in their kids science project, in fact it was HIS science project! Did your childhood vacations involve a museum pass? Did your dad do your homework for you? Does he go to the cinema to watch a documentary?! (Seriously?) If they were the greatest dad in the whole doggone galaxy, then they deserve THESE t-shirts for Christmas for all the homework assignments they aced for you. He found you the most unique christmas gift ever because he is the Greatest! What dad wants for Xmas is a full size Voltron model decked out in armored Christmas finery…

Read More: Dad Types #13 Nerd Dad

Sugar Daddy (you knew he'd be here!)

Come on, admit it, your Dad pays for Everything! That’s totally ok! Is your Dad the most generous man you know? Does he treat everyone, pays for dinner, brings random gifts, always gave a healthy allowance, has a savings bond in your name – does he always say yes when you need money? Then he more than deserves these t-shirts for Christmas. Remember, he only gives out cash for Christmas gifts because anything else is just materialistic waste! And remember, Christmas is just another workday, if not for me then for my money!

Read More: Dad Types #5 Sugar Daddy

Popeye Boxing Gym Xmas

Does your Dad run the family like a well-organized gang? Perhaps he made you clean your room by making you an offer you can’t refuse? Everyone in your family has their own role and responsibilities – especially when it comes to decorating the house for Christmas. If he is the master of his own little mob (or at least thinks he is) – this one is for him! He ain’t afraid to get physical to defend the family name. So stay on his good side, capisce?

Read More: Dad Types #2 The Mob Boss

Be honest, Is your Dad kinda sleazy? Perhaps he blatantly hit on your female friends? Maybe he love the ladies maybe a bit too much? Does he talk uncomfortably about his previous sexual exploits? This t-shirt is strictly for “former playas”! Let’s not even talk about Christmas, where he HAS to be Santa and everyone MUST sit on his lap, I mean really! 

Read More: Dad Types #10 Mack Daddy

Is Your Dad the only ripped, muscular guy at the PTA meetings? Does his muscles make your Phys-Ed teacher look like he has a Dad-bod? Did he wake you up early to work out with him? Maybe he talks about the old glory days and keeps his high school trophies in a display cabinet. Does he arrange sports activities for the family and still hates to lose! If he made you eat all your spinach (and Protein shakes) to grow big and STRONG like him – then he can pop his guns in these t-shirts for Christmas Day, but why is he showing his guns at Xmas anyway… it’s cold! 

Read More: Dad Types #3 Jock Dad

Redd Foxx hoarder dad - junk in the trunk

No Dad! Put down the trash!

Does your dad never throw anything out, just in case? Perhaps his car looks like he’s been dumpster diving? Maybe your Dad takes things from the street or trash because it could be “useful”? Does he have a shed/attic/garage/storage unit full of useless crap that he hasn’t touched in years? Basically, is your Dad a Hoarder? Has he used and reused the same Christmas decorations since before you were born? In fact, someone gave him a free box of decorations and he still uses those (until someone gives him more)! Then he will surely find use for these T-shirts for Christmas Day. 

Read More: Dad Types #9 Hoarder Dad

Army Soldier - be the best

You may call me SIR

The principled and disciplinarian father who (intentionally) taught you how to be a man – the hard way, it’s tough love. He learned all this in the Armed Forces, it’s also why he’s fiercely patriotic. He ruled his family like the officer of his platoon, from sun-up you made your bed every single morning (weekends included) and presented for inspection. You may have hated it at the time but it’s priceless now. Your Dad gave you a Code that you live by – an honorable, disciplined and impactful code. He made you eat your greens. He made you say ‘Please’ and ‘Thank You’, or else! BUT Did he teach you to be the person you are today? Then these shirts should fit his credo. 

Read More: Dad Types #12 The Dadmiral

Bushman Dad

This one relates to my Dad again. Did your Dad have a beard? As a kid I thought all dad’s had beards. Now I think some of them just gave up on personal grooming! Since he became a father, my brother has grown a beard! What’s with that? If you want him to highlight the stray beard hair’s, then this Dr Light tee from Mega Man should work, unless of course his beard is also white! He’s been told his beard makes him look like a young Santa! 

Read More: Dad Types #14 Bushman Dad

Mr. Know-It-All

Do you know the answer to EVERYTHING Dad??

I’m almost certain that this relates to every father ever! You always went to your dad for advice and answers because… well he’s older and wiser? As you got older you realized that maybe he didn’t have all the answers BUT you’d never tell him that because he needs to feel important! If your dad ever stated “do as I say and not as I do” or “My house my rules” – then he will LOVE these classic t-shirts for Christmas. 

Read More: Dad Types #15 Mr Know-it-all Dad

Grill Master 2000

Does your Dad think he is a grill expert? He prides himself on getting a “good fire” going, it brings out his caveman side. He insists his steak be so rare you can “still hear it mooing”. Does your dad have an apron with his name on it… and gloves… and a grill utensil set. Your dad INSISTS on a perfect temperature for meat. Also your dad, promptly burns everything because he was busy talking about his new smart grill thermometer. He may be meaty enough for THIS MTV Tee. He insists on grilling Christmas Day lunch, even though it’s 47 outdoors! 

Read More: Dad Types #16 Grill Master Dad

HomesteaDAD

Do you need to bring your gun really?

He doesn’t like to think of himself as a prepper or a survivalist (but he is) – he just likes to make sure he is not over reliant on the government or others for anything – he can live off the land (kinda). He has canned food and tools in the basement… just in case. He prides himself on being able to hunt, fish and forage for what he needs. Everything should be handmade, especially at Christmas 

Read More: Dad Types #18 HomesteadDad

Dad Types #19 The Goth Father aKa Spooky Dad

Look, he’s not strictly goth (think make-up, black velvet, blood vials) – but for the purpose of humor I am talking about the ghostly goth-looking, black-wearing, skinny dads that seem to always look out of place… even at home! He wears black, always, even in the summer. Just black, black tee, black jeans, black hat, black socks – you get the idea? Conversely, his skin glows a ghostly pale white – he’s almost translucent! He’s sullen and sulky and serious, this is reflected in his music choices. Feeling feelings and being sad is ok. As he only wears black,  Christmas gifts are a simple choice with these t-shirts 

Read More: Dad Types #19 the Goth Father

Dad Types #20 Hipster Dad (they're everywhere)

I feel compelled to write this one as they are appearing everywhere – also accompanied with Hipster Mom and usually by “well-dressed”, confused-looking kids! You have definitely seen them in an urban area near you. Hipster Dad is identifiable by his overly-groomed extra long beard and a well-planned “sleeve” of colorful tats not to mention his oversized t-shirt but undersized jeans (go figure). If you need to get Hipster dad one of these tees for father’s day, best to tell him they are farm-to-table and he will take 3 of them!  

Read More: Dad Types #20 Father Hipster

Honorable mentions to movie dad, redneck dad, father time, hoodrat dad, and gearhead dad

We know that all dads are different, but most are a combo of the above! So get him an awesome t-shirt for Christmas that suits his unique personality or get yourself one to show people what kind of dad you are

Thanks Dad

Sam

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